every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
my favorite side effect warning is for antidepressants
pros: you won’t want to kill yourself
cons: you might want to kill yourself
Boyfriend cheated on you and you’re confused and don’t know what to do about it? Kick him in the balls, bleach his clothes, and skin him alive then feed him to the minions.